Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Welcome My Dear

Dear,

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First of all, I would like to welcome you as my family member.

I know that I might not a "perfect partner" for you, but I will try my best to take care of you.

Whenever you feel "hungry", I will try my best to feed you with your favourite "food" & "drink".

Whenever you feel dirty and need a shower, I will always be there to bring you to the "saloon" for grooming up.

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I would like to say thank you to you as well.

Thanks for playing the role of protecting me.

Thanks for your willingness to travel around with me from now on... ...

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

名句精华

靠山山会倒,
靠水水会流,
山水不可靠,
只能靠自己。

天上有个扫把星,
地上有个害人精,
望你交友要小心,
不要交上狐狸精。

在家靠父母,
在外靠朋友。

还记得这些“经典名句”吗?还记得这些“名句”会在哪儿出现吗?

是的,就是在看官们的小学纪念册里。

回想当初,通常在十面纪念册里,至少可找到七至八句这些“经典名句”。这些都是N年前的 “超流行经典”了。但看官们可知现下的年轻一代们之间又流行着那些“名句精华”呢?

在一个偶然的机会下,俺“不小心”(但有意)瞄了俺的一个学生的纪念册,里面的名句比俺的年代更经典一百倍,暴笑程度更胜以往。不信,预备、备。。。请看!


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经典一
白米白又白,
读书要明白,
如果不明白,
就去问李白,
李白不明白,
白米就不白!

(天啊!读书不明白关白米啥事,又关李白啥事?哀哉!)

经典二
千日笑,万日笑,
祝你牙齿掉、掉、掉!

(哗,靠!这人是跟你有深仇大恨吗?)

经典三
ABC 容易记,
XX 朋友别忘记,
忘记我就杀死你!

(爱的反面就是恨??)

经典四
提起 pensel,
写了一个字,
什么字?
莫忘友。

(不是三个字吗?为什么说是一个字??)

经典五
人生本来很happy,
辛辛苦苦去 study,
不然早点去 marry,
生了一个小 baby,
早上给他吃roti,
晚上给他喝kopi,
过了几天就mati,
你说happy不 happy?

(。。。 。。。 =无言以对!!)

经典六
读书要努力,
大便要用力!

(连读书也可以和大便扯上关系,这还不是最绝的吗?)

各位看官,你以为就只有这些吗?那就大错特错!(不要来,侮辱我的美 :D)现下的年轻人除了可用华语来写经典名句外,英、巫语也行哦!不信?去片。。。 。。。

I go to Hong Kong,
To play the ping pong,
You go to Hong Kong,
To kiss the king kong.

(Wa law leh, 谁能告诉我这是什么意思?这么押韵,可是写在纪念册的目的是什么咧?)

Sekarang, Cintailah Bahasa Melayu:

Jangan minum soya bean,
Nanti jadi Mr Bean.

(Malaysia boleh leh!!)

看了以上经典名句,有何感想?想不写个“服”字也不行了!


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号外

还记得以前当回答 Objective 问题时,当老师要讨论答案时会以什么形式讨论吗?忘了?不打紧,让我refresh 你们的memory 吧!因 B 与 D 的音很接近,所以老师会以以下形式讨论答案:

Answer for question no 1 : A – Apple
Answer for question no 2 : B – Boy
Answer for question no 3 : C – Cat
Answer for question no 4 : D – Donkey

记得了吧? 那,想不想知道现下的 “年轻人”用什么来替代以上的“动物及水果”吗?来。。。来。。。来。。。看吧!

A – Aladdin
B – Bitch
C – Cao Akua (读福建 - 臭人妖是也!《老师嫁老大》的效应!)
D – Dick (注意,此乃非人名,是。。。。。。)

果然是长江后浪推前浪,后生可畏吧!


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Monday, July 21, 2008

Magazine Cover

Like my type of face, never ever think that will become a "model" of any magazine cover in my whole life.

But, now, with a tools from glitter-graphic, my dream has came true... ...

Looks "COLD" right?? Ha..ha...


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P/S : Thanks to Crystal for sharing the website.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Burdened with "Pretty Ladies"


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ONCE upon a time, a big monk and a little monk were traveling together. They came to the bank of a river and found that the bridge had been damaged. So they had to wade across.

As they splashed through the water, they came upon a pretty lady who was stuck at the bridge. The big monk offered to carry her over to the other side on his back, and she accepted.

The little monk was shocked by his companion’s offer. “How can big brother carry a lady when we are supposed to avoid any intimacy with female?” he thought to himself. But he didn’t say a word.

He waded along, unhappily, as the pair crossed the river. When they reached the opposite bank, the big monk put the lady down and they parted ways with her.

For several miles, as they continued their journey, the little monk mulled over all kinds of accusations to throw at the big monk. In the process, he got angrier and angrier. But he still kept quiet. Finally at a rest point many hours later, he could no longer contain himself and burst our:

“How can you claim to be a devout monk when you seize the first opportunity to touch a woman, especially a very pretty one? All your teachings make you a big hypocrite.”

The big monk looked surprised and said, “I had put the lady down at the river bank many hours ago. Why are you still carrying her along?”


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This old Chinese story reflects the thinking of many people today. In life, we encounter many unpleasant things which irritate us or make us angry. Sometimes, they cause us a lot of hurt, of make us bitter.

But, like the little monk, we are not willing to let go of them. We continue to carry the ‘pretty lady’ long after we have crossed the river.



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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

What Drink is This?

Yesterday while I was waiting for a friend at Jalan Ipoh, my eyesight suddenly atttracted by one of the drink which is selling in a shop nearby. So, I went in to check up what drink is that actually.


Guys, Guess what drink is this?



Yes, it's "COOL RHINO - COOL YOUR SYSTEM"!



Really COOL right? The design of the bottle is so attractive and in various colors. After reading the label, only I knew that this is a "limited edition" (Serious or not??) so I just grabbed one as a "collection".

Now, guess how much does it cost?



After reading this post, will you grab one as a collection too? Ha..ha..

Friday, July 11, 2008

Go Down, Go Strait or Turn Right?

Lately I was so busy in "visiting" the goverment departments like imigration, fomema... ... as the work permit of my foreign workers are going to expire soon so I need to do the neccessary before renewal of their permit.
When come to the turn of "visiting" to Shah Alam Fomema office, I was not so sure where is the office located at as this was my first visit there, therefore, I was depending on the road sign to lead me there.
I was just following the road sign and suddenly the last road sign I saw shown like this:-
Huh? What does it means? I was so confuse. According to the road sign, I need to "walk down", so, should I go down one floor or what?
After thinking for few second only I realised that actually the road sign ask me to turn to my right... ...

Turn to your right!!

What a good road indicator ya?

Goosh, MALAY...sia boleh lar!!